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dalewithit Character: Special Agent Dale Cooper
Series: Twin Peaks
Character Age: 35
Job: Dream Interpreter
Canon: Who killed Laura Palmer? It’s the question on everyone’s mind after the murder of a beautiful prom queen sends shockwaves through a small town in the most northern reaches of Washington State. However the investigation turns up more evidence against the residents of the sleepy little logging community of Twin Peaks than it does about Miss Palmer… Things aren’t quite as quaint as they initially seem and everyone leads a double life. It’s up to Special Agent Dale Cooper of the FBI and the local law enforcement trio to make sense of it amidst betrayal, intrigue, and a whole lot of camp.
Special Agent Dale Cooper is new to Twin Peaks but immediately takes a shining to the small town and its hard working, down to earth population. Every obstacle is approached with undying curiosity, drive, and an upbeat quirkiness that earns him the respect of not only the local sheriff but many of the closed-off residents. Cooper’s personal compass is unfailing when it comes to both his morals and also gut-instinct; he’s a top rated Agent whose offbeat investigative methods always hit their mark. Whether it be “Tibetan” dream analysis for clues, recording his daily activities on cassette tape, or simply enjoying a damn fine cup of coffee with a slice of cherry pie… Special Agent Dale Cooper is always on the job.
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Ah, an excellent first question! I do appreciate that in an interview, you know. Too often they start off on the wrong foot and from there it all just goes to heck. But not thi-- Oh? Ah, yes, do forgive me.
My name is Special Agent Dale Cooper and I am with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I am 35, 175 standard pounds -as measured in American units-, and in overall good physical condition. I do enjoy pina coladas and long walks on the beach but currently my eye is towards acquiring a little bit of property in the heavenly Cascade Mountains. Yesiree, I do believe that is just about perfection up there.
Why are you joining our happy community?
I will go to any length needed to solve this case. There is a young girl without a voice… And that one over there without a head entirely… and it is my duty to see that they receive justice. And I say this not only as an Agent but also as a living, breathing human being. I mean absolutely no offense to any present company, of course. I’m sure that given the opportunity and necessary training, they would do a damn fine job.
But all of that aside, I do love these small, hard-working villages. The residents always have such a charm about them that I can’t help but admire.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
I uttered a vow to uphold certain principles when I entered into the service of the FBI and take it very seriously. How can people trust me with their lives and secrets if I am anything but the most upstanding of citizens myself?
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
A quality container of fresh ground coffee -- the brand from the Double R Diner in Twin Peaks will do very nicely as it is always satisfying. My cassette recorder with a stack of blank tapes so I can detail my progress, needs, and musings each day for my assistant Diane to take note of. And finally, a bottle of SPF 50 anti-burn and oil-free sunscreen for its singularly practical yet often underutilized purpose. Ladies and gentleman, skin cancer is really no laughing matter.
Do you have any regrets in life?
Not being able to solve the the Lindbergh kidnapping.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Two through each eye and one each a nostril. Being prepared is of the utmost importance and accuracy, as well as firearm safety, should be taught to everyone pursuing a law enforcement career. You never know when it might save a life.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Another fine question! Your writer is doing a first rate job and I do hope you pass along that message. ...If you’re able. Though you seem to get on quite well without your jawbone, all things considered. Well done!
I expect the residents of this camp to assist in my investigation to the best of their ability, offering forth the appropriate truths and direction. As we will all be living in close quarters for the duration of my… our… stay, I also hope to generate genuine and mutually beneficial relationships with each and every one of you. There are no certainties in this life but I have a feeling this will be quite the experience.
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Series: Twin Peaks
Character Age: 35
Job: Dream Interpreter
Canon: Who killed Laura Palmer? It’s the question on everyone’s mind after the murder of a beautiful prom queen sends shockwaves through a small town in the most northern reaches of Washington State. However the investigation turns up more evidence against the residents of the sleepy little logging community of Twin Peaks than it does about Miss Palmer… Things aren’t quite as quaint as they initially seem and everyone leads a double life. It’s up to Special Agent Dale Cooper of the FBI and the local law enforcement trio to make sense of it amidst betrayal, intrigue, and a whole lot of camp.
Special Agent Dale Cooper is new to Twin Peaks but immediately takes a shining to the small town and its hard working, down to earth population. Every obstacle is approached with undying curiosity, drive, and an upbeat quirkiness that earns him the respect of not only the local sheriff but many of the closed-off residents. Cooper’s personal compass is unfailing when it comes to both his morals and also gut-instinct; he’s a top rated Agent whose offbeat investigative methods always hit their mark. Whether it be “Tibetan” dream analysis for clues, recording his daily activities on cassette tape, or simply enjoying a damn fine cup of coffee with a slice of cherry pie… Special Agent Dale Cooper is always on the job.
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Ah, an excellent first question! I do appreciate that in an interview, you know. Too often they start off on the wrong foot and from there it all just goes to heck. But not thi-- Oh? Ah, yes, do forgive me.
My name is Special Agent Dale Cooper and I am with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I am 35, 175 standard pounds -as measured in American units-, and in overall good physical condition. I do enjoy pina coladas and long walks on the beach but currently my eye is towards acquiring a little bit of property in the heavenly Cascade Mountains. Yesiree, I do believe that is just about perfection up there.
Why are you joining our happy community?
I will go to any length needed to solve this case. There is a young girl without a voice… And that one over there without a head entirely… and it is my duty to see that they receive justice. And I say this not only as an Agent but also as a living, breathing human being. I mean absolutely no offense to any present company, of course. I’m sure that given the opportunity and necessary training, they would do a damn fine job.
But all of that aside, I do love these small, hard-working villages. The residents always have such a charm about them that I can’t help but admire.
Have you committed any crimes you were or should have been convicted from?
I uttered a vow to uphold certain principles when I entered into the service of the FBI and take it very seriously. How can people trust me with their lives and secrets if I am anything but the most upstanding of citizens myself?
If you could choose to bring three objects to a desert island, what would you bring and why?
A quality container of fresh ground coffee -- the brand from the Double R Diner in Twin Peaks will do very nicely as it is always satisfying. My cassette recorder with a stack of blank tapes so I can detail my progress, needs, and musings each day for my assistant Diane to take note of. And finally, a bottle of SPF 50 anti-burn and oil-free sunscreen for its singularly practical yet often underutilized purpose. Ladies and gentleman, skin cancer is really no laughing matter.
Do you have any regrets in life?
Not being able to solve the the Lindbergh kidnapping.
Can you perform a flawless headshot? If not, and if your life depended on it, how many hours a week would you be willing to spend on the shooting range?
Two through each eye and one each a nostril. Being prepared is of the utmost importance and accuracy, as well as firearm safety, should be taught to everyone pursuing a law enforcement career. You never know when it might save a life.
What do you expect from your camp experience?
Another fine question! Your writer is doing a first rate job and I do hope you pass along that message. ...If you’re able. Though you seem to get on quite well without your jawbone, all things considered. Well done!
I expect the residents of this camp to assist in my investigation to the best of their ability, offering forth the appropriate truths and direction. As we will all be living in close quarters for the duration of my… our… stay, I also hope to generate genuine and mutually beneficial relationships with each and every one of you. There are no certainties in this life but I have a feeling this will be quite the experience.
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